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"We've got a thing going on.."
Meet MeAndMrsJones.com.au, a one of a kind online adult store inspired by the Billy Paul song of the same name. What sets Me and Mrs. Jones apart from other online adult shops is that we believe the mood of your experience doesn’t start after your adult product purchase from us, but the moment you visit our store. We want to put you in the mood with provocative, alluring, and seductive imagery that will get you in the shopping mood as you shop our adult products from our sex toys that include vibrators, bullets, eggs, dildos, anal toys, pumps, male stimulators, and more.
If that’s not enough for the passion you are craving, our sex shop online has apparel for sexy bridal lingerie (and hens night out accessories...we’ve got you covered on bucks night fun too), erotic lingerie, sexy costumes, and whatever the imagination can fathom. If fetish is your turn on, you’re not left out. You can find the latest fetish wear, whips, paddles, blindfolds and bondage accessories with cuffs, restraints and whatever you may need for your night of BDSM play. Our adult shop also carries the essentials for any form of play with condoms, lubes, massage needs, body paint, and sex toy cleaners.
For the beginner to the experienced, our detailed adult product descriptions, images, guides, FAQs will be helpful on the journey to your sexual health and well being. Our unique adult shop makes it easy for you to make discreet purchases that are shipped right to your doorstep. Me and Mrs. Jones is a proudly Australian owned and operated sex toys shop and offers a premiere shopping experience for sex toys Australia. Because we at Me and Mrs. Jones know that sometimes “the feeling is just to strong” to resist, we’re here to let you know that you don’t have to resist it anymore.
We’ve got a thing going on…
Whether you’re looking for some exciting solo play or you’re headed for a steamy rendezvous, Me & Mrs. Jones has just what you need to explore new ways of pleasure from lingerie, fetish wear, sex toys and sex games, to a sensual assortment of naughty novelties. We have created a thrilling shopping experience “For Her, For Him, and For Us”.
Me and Mrs. Jones sets the mood from the moment you begin shopping all the way to the bedroom…or wherever else you like to play. We were inspired by the soulful voice of Billy Paul in the hit song “Me and Mrs. Jones” because we know that sometimes “the feeling is just too strong” to resist. And why should you?
So why not stay a while and browse all of our tantalising assortment of sensual products in our adult boutique. They’re sure to ignite your passion and leave you wanting more, and when you do want more, we make it easy for you to re-order your favourite products and then find that something new that will take you all the way to the edge and back again.
Me & Mrs. Jones Australia Pty. Ltd., ABN 612 024 610
We are bound by the National Privacy Principles contained in the Privacy Act 1988 (Cth) (subject to exemptions that apply to us under that Act).
We may, from time to time, review and update this policy, including taking account of new or amended laws, new technology and/or changes to our operations. All personal information held by us will be governed by the most recently updated policy.
This policy was last updated on 2016-03-08
This policy sets out:
Billing Statements Your credit card statement will only show “”MMJ Online” [Me & Mrs. Jones] and will not reference products purchased.
Payment SecurityThe security of your personal information is important to us. When you enter sensitive information (such as credit card numbers) on our website, we encrypt that information using secure socket layer technology (SSL). When Credit Card details are collected, we simply pass them on in order to be processed as required. We never permanently store complete Credit Card details.
Packaging and Delivery Your parcels will be discreetly packaged to ensure your privacy. Some orders may arrive in more than one parcel.
Your AccountIf you choose to create an account, we will require users to provide us with contact information such as names, email addresses, phone number and billing/shipping addresses. Your contact information is used for order processing and for delivery of purchases. Your account will save your billing and shipping address for ease of future purchases. We never save your payment details. If you do not wish to have your contact details and address saved you may opt to shop as a guest without creating an account.
Communication We use your information only for communications regarding your purchase, unless you have requested to receive news, special offers & discounts from Me & Mrs. Jones.
For more information, don’t hesitate to contact us.
What is your return/exchange policy?
Exchange Policy for Sex Toys & Adult Products:
For health and hygiene reasons, we cannot exchange any sex toys, adult products or health & hygiene products, unless the product is faulty. We do not accept any returns or exchanges on health and hygiene items or personal lubricants (Our Essentials). We will replace any faulty item within 14 days of the receipt date. We always do our best to ensure that the items we ship to you are in top condition. However, if you feel as though you have received an item that is faulty, we will be happy to have the product replaced free of charge. Click HERE to request a replacement of a faulty item. You will need to fill out the form and upload a photograph of the faulty product. Once we have verified that the product is indeed faulty, you will be shipped a replacement. If we are unable to replace the product, we will offer you the option of choosing another product of the same value. There is no need to return faulty adult products to Me & Mrs. Jones. PLEASE DO NOT SEND BACK ANY SEX TOY OR ADULT PRODUCT to Me & Mrs. Jones. Some products in certain brands include a warranty. We honour the terms of all warranties with proof of purchase. You will receive your exchanged item within approximately 10 days of the acceptance of your exchange.
If you have received a faulty upon arrival item from Our Essentials (lubes, massage products, body paints, cleaning and grooming products, condoms, sex toy cleaners or sexual aides) please email us at email@example.com
Exchange Policy for Garments & Shoes (Apparel):
If you have ordered the wrong size or colour or have had a change of mind, you may exchange your garment, but you will be charged for the shipping fees. Standard postage fees will apply to return orders. Please refer to the size charts provided for all of our apparel to avoid ordering an incorrect size. To exchange, please click HERE and fill out the form. Please print the form and include it in the return package to Me & Mrs. Jones to be mailed to the address below. You will be responsible for the return shipping of your parcel and you will be charged for the replacement shipping.
You may not return items that have been worn or washed. All returns must have all original tags and packaging to be accepted. Items may only be returned within 14 days of receipt.
Me & Mrs. Jones C/O Wrapped Secrets P.O. Box 5303 Algester, QL 4115
For support please contact firstname.lastname@example.org
What should I except for shipping time?All of our products are delivered with in approximately 3-10 days business days.
What should I expect for shipping cost?We have a flat rate shipping cost of $9.85 throughout Australia.
I’m concerned about my privacy. Is the shipping discreet?Your parcels will not include any references to adult products and will be discreetly packaged to ensure your privacy. Sometimes you may receive your order in more than one parcel.
What payment methods do you accept?We accept Visa and MasterCard.
How will my purchases appear on my credit card statement?Your privacy is important to us. Your credit card statement will only show “”MMJ Online” [Me & Mrs. Jones].
How do I know that my payment went through?If the order confirmation page appeared after your payment and you received an order confirmation email from us then your payment has gone through. If you’re still unsure, please contact your bank for further information.
How will I know when my parcel will arrive?You will receive an email from us when your parcel ships with an estimated time of delivery and as well as details to track and trace your parcel.
I haven’t received my parcel yet. What do I do?If your parcel has not arrived in the specified delivery time please contact customer service at email@example.com. What are the benefits of having an account with MMJ?MMJ will remember your shipping and billing addresses to speed up your purchase process. Also you may view past orders and benefit from the ease of re-ordering your favourite products. If you need to return or exchange an item, you can print a return label from your previous orders list. We will also keep you in the know about all of our fantastic deals and promotions.
Do I need to create an account in order to shop?You do not need to create an account in order to shop. You may opt to shop as a guest and none of your information will be saved.
How do I update my account details?To update any of your personal details, please log into your account. You can then edit your personal information such as billing/shipping address, email address, and password.
I can’t remember my password. What do I do?If you can’t remember your password, please click the ‘Forgotten password?’ link at login. An email will be sent to you with instructions on how to reset your password.
How do I know what size I am in apparel?We want all of your purchases to fit and look great. For help with choosing the best fit, please refer to our Size Guide which you can find on our apparel product pages.
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