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Titanmen Piss Off

Retail Price $112 AUD

Our Price $93.00 AUD

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Get ready for piss play pleasure! This full-scale replica is designed to look and feel like a true erect penis and it pisses on command - thanks to the tropical flavoured imitation piss that looks real! The easy-to-use 60ml syringe can be easily refilled with the liquid of your choice. Piss Off is compatible with Vac-U-LockT harnesses and accessories. Vac-U-LockT is the world's first and only patented harness system, offering endless possibilities for you to embrace your fantasies.

Features

  • 10 Full Inches to Indulge Your Piss Play Fantasies
  • Pisses Anywhere You Want on Command
  • Incredible Firm, Yet Flexible with Realistic Detail
  • Includes 60 ml Bottle of Tropical Flavoured Imitation Piss
  • Compatible with Vac-U-LockT Harnesses & Accessories
  • Antibacterial Sil-A-GelT Formula
  • Phthalate-Free, Body-Safe
  • Proudly Made in America

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Get ready for piss play pleasure! This full-scale replica is designed to look and feel like a true erect penis and it pisses on command - thanks to the tropical flavoured imitation piss that looks real! The easy-to-use 60ml syringe can be easily refilled with the liquid of your choice. Piss Off is compatible with Vac-U-LockT harnesses and accessories. Vac-U-LockT is the world's first and only patented harness system, offering endless possibilities for you to embrace your fantasies.

Features

  • 10 Full Inches to Indulge Your Piss Play Fantasies
  • Pisses Anywhere You Want on Command
  • Incredible Firm, Yet Flexible with Realistic Detail
  • Includes 60 ml Bottle of Tropical Flavoured Imitation Piss
  • Compatible with Vac-U-LockT Harnesses & Accessories
  • Antibacterial Sil-A-GelT Formula
  • Phthalate-Free, Body-Safe
  • Proudly Made in America

We’ve got a thing going on…

Whether you’re looking for some exciting solo play or you’re headed for a steamy rendezvous, Me & Mrs. Jones has just what you need to explore new ways of pleasure from lingerie, fetish wear, sex toys and sex games, to a sensual assortment of naughty novelties. We have created a thrilling shopping experience “For Her, For Him, and For Us”.

Me and Mrs. Jones sets the mood from the moment you begin shopping all the way to the bedroom…or wherever else you like to play. We were inspired by the soulful voice of Billy Paul in the hit song “Me and Mrs. Jones” because we know that sometimes “the feeling is just too strong” to resist. And why should you?

So why not stay a while and browse all of our tantalising assortment of sensual products in our adult boutique. They’re sure to ignite your passion and leave you wanting more, and when you do want more, we make it easy for you to re-order your favourite products and then find that something new that will take you all the way to the edge and back again.

 

Me & Mrs. Jones Australia Pty. Ltd., ABN 612 024 610

ME & MRS. JONES PRIVACY POLICY

Me & Mrs. Jones’ regards customer privacy as an important part of our relationship with our customers. The following privacy policy applies to all Me & Mrs. Jones users, and conforms to Internet privacy standards. Any issues related to this site will be discreetly handled.In this policy, “us”, “we” or “our” means Me & Mrs. Jones Australia Pty. Ltd. and its related bodies corporate.

We are bound by the National Privacy Principles contained in the Privacy Act 1988 (Cth) (subject to exemptions that apply to us under that Act).

We may, from time to time, review and update this policy, including taking account of new or amended laws, new technology and/or changes to our operations. All personal information held by us will be governed by the most recently updated policy.

This policy was last updated on 2016-03-08

This policy sets out:

  • Purchasing
  • Payment
  • Packaging
  • Delivery
  • Your details will be always be kept confidential
  • We will not share, pass on, or sell your contact information to anyone outside of our business. Your contact details remain confidential with us.

Billing Statements
Your credit card statement will only show “”MMJ Online” [Me & Mrs. Jones] and will not reference products purchased.

Payment Security
The security of your personal information is important to us. When you enter sensitive information (such as credit card numbers) on our website, we encrypt that information using secure socket layer technology (SSL). When Credit Card details are collected, we simply pass them on in order to be processed as required. We never permanently store complete Credit Card details.

Packaging and Delivery
Your parcels will be discreetly packaged to ensure your privacy. Some orders may arrive in more than one parcel.

Your Account
If you choose to create an account, we will require users to provide us with contact information such as names, email addresses, phone number and billing/shipping addresses. Your contact information is used for order processing and for delivery of purchases. Your account will save your billing and shipping address for ease of future purchases. We never save your payment details. If you do not wish to have your contact details and address saved you may opt to shop as a guest without creating an account.

Communication
We use your information only for communications regarding your purchase, unless you have requested to receive news, special offers & discounts from Me & Mrs. Jones.

For more information, don’t hesitate to contact us.

What is your return/exchange policy?

Exchange Policy for Sex Toys & Adult Products:

For health and hygiene reasons, we cannot exchange any sex toys, adult products or health & hygiene products, unless the product is faulty. We do not accept any returns or exchanges on health and hygiene items or personal lubricants (Our Essentials). We will replace any faulty item within 14 days of the receipt date. We always do our best to ensure that the items we ship to you are in top condition. However, if you feel as though you have received an item that is faulty, we will be happy to have the product replaced free of charge. Click HERE to request a replacement of a faulty item. You will need to fill out the form and upload a photograph of the faulty product. Once we have verified that the product is indeed faulty, you will be shipped a replacement. If we are unable to replace the product, we will offer you the option of choosing another product of the same value. There is no need to return faulty adult products to Me & Mrs. Jones. PLEASE DO NOT SEND BACK ANY SEX TOY OR ADULT PRODUCT to Me & Mrs. Jones. Some products in certain brands include a warranty. We honour the terms of all warranties with proof of purchase. You will receive your exchanged item within approximately 10 days of the acceptance of your exchange.

If you have received a faulty upon arrival item from Our Essentials (lubes, massage products, body paints, cleaning and grooming products, condoms, sex toy cleaners or sexual aides) please email us at info@meandmrsjones.com.au

Exchange Policy for Garments & Shoes (Apparel):

If you have ordered the wrong size or colour or have had a change of mind, you may exchange your garment, but you will be charged for the shipping fees. Standard postage fees will apply to return orders. Please refer to the size charts provided for all of our apparel to avoid ordering an incorrect size. To exchange, please click HERE and fill out the form. Please print the form and include it in the return package to Me & Mrs. Jones to be mailed to the address below. You will be responsible for the return shipping of your parcel and you will be charged for the replacement shipping.

You may not return items that have been worn or washed. All returns must have all original tags and packaging to be accepted. Items may only be returned within 14 days of receipt.

Me & Mrs. Jones
C/O Wrapped Secrets
P.O. Box 5303
Algester, QL 4115

For support please contact info@meandmrsjones.com.au

What should I except for shipping time?
All of our products are delivered with in approximately 3-10 days business days.

What should I expect for shipping cost?
We have a flat rate shipping cost of $9.85 throughout Australia.

I’m concerned about my privacy. Is the shipping discreet?
Your parcels will not include any references to adult products and will be discreetly packaged to ensure your privacy. Sometimes you may receive your order in more than one parcel.

What payment methods do you accept?
We accept Visa and MasterCard.

How will my purchases appear on my credit card statement?
Your privacy is important to us. Your credit card statement will only show “”MMJ Online” [Me & Mrs. Jones].

How do I know that my payment went through?
If the order confirmation page appeared after your payment and you received an order confirmation email from us then your payment has gone through. If you’re still unsure, please contact your bank for further information.

How will I know when my parcel will arrive?
You will receive an email from us when your parcel ships with an estimated time of delivery and as well as details to track and trace your parcel.

I haven’t received my parcel yet. What do I do?
If your parcel has not arrived in the specified delivery time please contact customer service at info@meandmrsjones.com.au.

What are the benefits of having an account with MMJ?
MMJ will remember your shipping and billing addresses to speed up your purchase process. Also you may view past orders and benefit from the ease of re-ordering your favourite products. If you need to return or exchange an item, you can print a return label from your previous orders list. We will also keep you in the know about all of our fantastic deals and promotions.

Do I need to create an account in order to shop?
You do not need to create an account in order to shop. You may opt to shop as a guest and none of your information will be saved.

How do I update my account details?
To update any of your personal details, please log into your account. You can then edit your personal information such as billing/shipping address, email address, and password.

I can’t remember my password. What do I do?
If you can’t remember your password, please click the ‘Forgotten password?’ link at login. An email will be sent to you with instructions on how to reset your password.

How do I know what size I am in apparel?
We want all of your purchases to fit and look great. For help with choosing the best fit, please refer to our Size Guide which you can find on our apparel product pages.

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TERMS & CONDITIONS

These terms of use (Terms) govern your use of the Me & Mrs. Jones’ Website and all related sites including but not limited to www.meandmrsjones.com.au (the Website). Please read these Terms carefully.

  1. Ownership
    The Website and all content is operated and owned by Me & Mrs. Jones Australia Pty. Ltd., ABN: 612 024 610.
    Me & Mrs. Jones Australia Pty. Ltd. is an Australian owned and operated business located in Australia.
  1. Pricing
    All prices on the Website are displayed in Australian dollars and you will be charged in Australian dollars. Pricing is subject to change without prior notice.
  1. Orders
    All orders submitted through the Website are subject to acceptance by Me & Mrs. Jones.
    After you submit your order, you will receive an email to confirm receipt of your order. This email confirmation does not constitute an acceptance of the order or an offer to sell products. Me & Mrs. Jones reserves the right to refuse an order for any reason. We reserve the right to correct inadvertent errors, omissions or inaccuracies in relation to price, product availability, or product descriptions. Acceptance of all orders is subject to Me & Mrs. Jones confirming availability and price for products ordered. If your order is rejected for any reason you will be given a full refund for any amount paid for the order.Me & Mrs. Jones only accepts your offer, and concludes the contract of sale for the product(s) ordered by you, when we dispatch the product(s) and send an email confirming that the product(s) have been dispatched to you.We may cancel your order (included orders accepted by Me & Mrs. Jones) without any liability to you if any of the products in your order are unavailable, or there were any errors in price or product description on the Website at the time of placing your order, or due to technical errors in processing your order. If we cancel your order for any reason you will be given a full refund for any amount paid for the order. If you purchase a product from us, we may request certain personally identifiable information from you. You may be required to provide contact information (such as name, email, and postal address) and financial information (such as credit card number, expiration date).
  1. Communications
    We use personally identifiable information for billing purposes and to fill your orders. If we have trouble processing an order, we will use this information to contact you. We may also us your email to communicate with you about sales and promotions if you have requested such communication. There is an option to opt out of promotional communications from Me & Mrs. Jones from your Account Dashboard.
  1. Legal
    We reserve the right to disclose your personally identifiable information as required by law and when we believe that disclosure is necessary to protect our right and/or comply with a judicial proceeding, court order, or legal process served on our Website.
  1. Refund and Return Policy
    Exchange Policy for Sex Toys & Adult Products: For health and hygiene reasons, we cannot exchange any sex toys, adult products or health & hygiene products, unless the product is faulty. We do not accept any returns or exchanges on health and hygiene items or personal lubricants (Our Essentials). We will replace any faulty item within 14 days of the receipt date. We always do our best to ensure that the items we ship to you are in top condition. However, if you feel as though you have received an item that is faulty, we will be happy to have the product replaced free of charge. Click HERE to request a replacement of a faulty item. You will need to fill out the form and upload a photograph of the faulty product. Once we have verified that the product is indeed faulty, you will be shipped a replacement. If we are unable to replace the product, we will offer you the option of choosing another product of the same value. There is no need to return faulty adult products to Me & Mrs. Jones. PLEASE DO NOT SEND BACK ANY SEX TOY OR ADULT PRODUCT to Me & Mrs. Jones. Some products in certain brands include a warranty. We honour the terms of all warranties with proof of purchase. You will receive your exchanged item within approximately 10 days of the acceptance of your exchange. If you have received a faulty upon arrival item from Our Essentials (lubes, massage products, body paints, cleaning and grooming products, condoms, sex toy cleaners or sexual aides) please email us at info@meandmrsjones.com.au
    Exchange Policy for Garments & Shoes (Apparel): If you have ordered the wrong size or colour or have had a change of mind, you may exchange your garment, but you will be charged for the shipping fees. Standard postage fees will apply to return orders. Please refer to the size charts provided for all of our apparel to avoid ordering an incorrect size. To exchange, please click HERE and fill out the form. Please print the form and include it in the return package to Me & Mrs. Jones to be mailed to the address below. You will be responsible for the return shipping of your parcel and you will be charged for the replacement shipping.You may not return items that have been worn or washed. All returns must have all original tags and packaging to be accepted. Items may only be returned within 14 days of receipt.
    Me & Mrs. Jones
    C/O Wrapped Secrets
    P.O. Box 5303
    Algester, QL 4115
  2. Cancellations
    To cancel an order you have placed with Me & Mrs. Jones, you will need to contact customer support by email (info@meandmrsjones.com.au). We will make all efforts to accommodate the cancellation of your order if your order has not yet shipped. When contacting Me & Mrs. Jones to cancel an order, please provide your name, the order number, and your contact information. Please be aware that if the item has shipped, the order cannot be cancelled and our refund and return policy applies.
  1. Shipment and Delivery
    Products are delivered within approximately 3-10 business days of order. Your parcels will not include any references to adult products and will be discreetly packaged to ensure your privacy. Some orders will arrive in multiple parcels. Me & Mrs. Jones only ships within Australia. We do not ship internationally. If you have not received your package within the designated time frame please contact customer service at

    info@meandmrsjones.com.au