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Things to Do With Whips

Things to Do With Whips

There is nothing more iconic than the whip. It has been used throughout history as a method of punishment, on both people and animals. […]

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Best Sex Positions for Threesomes

Best Sex Positions for Threesomes

If you’ve ever considered (or even had) a threesome then you will know that there is often a lot of emotional baggage that tends […]

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Sexy Lingerie Guys Love the Most

Sexy Lingerie Guys Love the Most

Whether it’s Valentine’s Day or any day of the year, wearing sexy lingerie for your man can add an exciting element to bedroom playtime. […]

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Preparing Yourself for Anal

Preparing Yourself for Anal

Anal sex can be a thrilling and intense experience. That’s why gay men tend to love it so much, and why there are so […]

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Blow Job Tips for Women

Blow Job Tips for Women

Oral sex is nothing new, although there are a lot of different opinions about it. There are some people who absolutely detest giving it, […]

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BDSM 101: How Do I Get Started?

BDSM 101: How Do I Get Started?

BDSM is the acronym for bondage, dominance, sadism, and masochism. Even today, there’s a certain stigma associated with this role playing sexual activity as […]

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Fetishes – An Introduction

Fetishes – An Introduction

There seems to be a lot of confusion out there nowadays with regards to what a “fetish” actually is. Many people assume that it […]

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Sexy Role Play Ideas

  Like your social life, your sex life is something that can ebb and flow. In order to be a healthy person, you need […]

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Love-Sex: What Is It?

As much fun as it is, sex can be an intensely complex topic. When you throw the concept of romantic love into the mix, […]

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Overcoming Shyness at Sex Parties

Sex parties are a lot of fun. It can be a very atypical way of meeting people, but it is also a fantastic way […]

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The Devils Threesome

Threesomes, in general, can be a lot of fun. Most people enjoy them but there does tend to be a preference for the typical […]

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There’s No Such Thing as Vanilla

Nowadays there are a lot of terms for sex. There are also lots of different fetishes and different positions. Many of them are geared […]

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A Man’s Guide to Vibrators

A common misconception is that vibrators are primarily for women. This couldn’t be further from the truth. For the most part, women do tend […]

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Making a Sex Dungeon

The idea of a sex dungeon may sound a little creepy, but that’s exactly what many people like about it. Sex dungeons, of course, […]

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Do Friends With Benefits Have Sell-By Dates?

Friends with benefits: for some people, it seems like the ideal situation. You have a person that you are sexually attracted to and can […]

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Sex With Blow Up Dolls

Blow up dolls were originally seen as something the lowest of the low enjoys playing with. That’s the old-fashioned idea: these days though, people […]

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A Woman’s Guide to Vibrators

  Vibrators are an exciting addition to any lady’s sex toy collection. Finding the right one can take a lot of time. As with […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Italian

If you can’t decide if you like Russians or Italians better, may be this will help.

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Cock Rings of All Kinds

  The cock ring is something of a mystery to a lot of people. Many women don’t quite understand it and quite a lot […]

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The Spanking Fetish

Spanking is an intense fetish and one that is barely understood. However, it has a very big following in countries all across the world. […]

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How to Find BDSM Meet Ups

BDSM is one of those things that attracts a very specific type of person. It is also the kind of thing that you probably […]

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Japanese Rope Bondage

Japanese rope bondage is a style of bondage and BDSM that originates in Japan. The actual term for it, which is popular in the […]

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Tips for Marathon Sex

Marathon sex is something that not everyone has the stamina to partake in. For those who actually do, though, it can not only be […]

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Dildo Masturbation for Men

The dildo is a sex toy that most people will naturally think of as being primarily for women. This is logical: dildos are normally […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Russian

In the words of Pitbull, “going international” this month

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What Types of BDSM Are There?

BDSM excites the imaginations of many people, but you may not really have an idea about what it actually means. Or even what sort […]

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The Best Kinky Presents You Can Give to Your Partner

    You and your partner have been together for quite some while. You spend the best moments of your life with this person. […]

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Erotic Asphyxiation

Erotic asphyxiation is one of those sexual practices that have caught the imagination of many people. A daring few people also try it – […]

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The Best Kinky Presents You Can Give to Your Partner

    You and your partner have been together for quite some while. You spend the best moments of your life with this person. […]

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Dealing with Sexual Incompatibleness

  The relationship is going absolutely fantastic. You’ve never believed in predestination, but now it sure does look like you were meant for each […]

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Foreplay: How Long Should It Last?

Foreplay: How Long Should It Last?

Foreplay is not usually a thing that people discuss. It is either a wild ride or nothing at all. But in reality, foreplay is […]

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Roleplaying and its Effectiveness in the Bedroom

If you’ve watched Friends, you remember the episode with Ross’ fantasy. Having sex with Princess Leia from Star Wars. Yes, what could’ve been a […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Puffies

Well…we’re at a loss for any witty banter.

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Best Sex Positions for Quickies

The quickie is something of a legend among the erotically-inclined: for many, it’s considered a great way of getting a fast one out. Of […]

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Discovering Dirty Talk

Dirty talk is probably one of the most common types of sexual behaviours that is used to enhance the mood when getting down to […]

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Tickling Fetish: No Laughing Matter

There are some fetishes that few people talk about because on the surface, they can seem rather silly. It is, however, good to remember […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Toolbox

Maybe this is why men are so fond of their tools

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Pegging & Men

The concept of “pegging” involves a woman using a strap on to penetrate a man anally. The concept of anal sex was, at one […]

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A Few Tips for Nipple Play

There are a lot of erogenous zones on the body, but few are more neglected than the nipples. Females, in general, are much more […]

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Mutual Masturbation

A lot of people think of masturbation as a solo activity. While this is very much an activity for solitary people or those who […]

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Using Sex Toys with Your Partner

Sex with a partner that you love is a wonderful and exciting intimate experience and is a great way of physically expressing your love […]

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Sex Toys for Men

When you think of sex toys, your mind probably immediately goes to women. After all, women have been benefiting from the pleasures that various […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Snowball

You may never look at snow the same.

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Art of Seduction: Oral Sex

At the pub one night, I was eavesdropping on a conversation between a group of burly, blokey guys discussing their dislike for blow-jobs. Well, […]

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Art of Seduction: Lingerie

Lingerie is and always will be a secret and sexy prop of allurement. Uncovering a partner’s body to find them wrapped in soft, scant […]

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Art of Seduction: Masturbation

It’s an awesome thing, masturbation. It’s one of those hobbies nobody grows tired of. Whether it’s solo or mutual, there are endless forms of […]

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Art of Seduction: Sexting/Writing Dirty

It can be an exhilarating experience being able to sext/write dirty between partners. Part of its allure is that it’s a silent, secretive surprise […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Old Dirt Road

This one was a new terminology for us.

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Fetish Talk – Age Play

Age Play is an aspect of Role Playing; it is when an adult can get sexual or non-sexual pleasure from pretending to be either […]

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Fetish Talk – Klismaphilia

Klismaphilia, another fetish you don’t hear about too often. The short version is those who get sexual arousal from giving or receiving enemas. Yep, […]

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Fetish Talk – Fire Cupping

Not a lot is mentioned about this particular fetish, so I decided to do some research and share valuable information on it. Fire Cupping […]

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Fetish Talk – Candle Wax Play

So you’re thinking on taking a walk on the wild side of playing with candle wax are you? Well, being informed of what to […]

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Keeping Your Sex Toys Clean–How to’s

Sex toys, even those that are not often used, should be cleaned properly when stored. Why? Well isn’t it obvious? To avoid infections, bacteria, […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Pearl Necklace

Sometimes jewellery doesn’t have to be expensive.

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6 of the Worst Foods for Your Sex Drive

After writing about foods that are good for your sex drive, I figured it was only fair to tell you about the ones that […]

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10 Foods That Boost Your Sex Drive

Did you know there are foods out there to boost your libido? I’m not talking about oysters, but other normal foods that you’ll be […]

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BDSM 101

I’ve been wanting to write this one for a while now for you all, but could never find an appropriate time because I do […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Hindu Massage

Who knew the sensuous art of massage was more than using the outer body?

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How to Shave Your Genitals, Safely!

Back in the day, hairy bushes were all the rage. Most ladies had a full ‘head of hair’ down there. Shaving was not something […]

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Understanding the Desire to Dominate

In our normal, everyday lives, we pretty much control what we do, for example: We control how we dress, how we act, how we […]

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5 Vintage Sex Toys to Make You Wonder…

  When I say to make you wonder, I truly mean to make you wonder, ‘what the hell were they thinking?’ Especially, if you’re […]

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The Benefits of Vaginal Weightlifting

  The actual definition of Vaginal Weightlifting per Wikipedia.org is: “is the term encompassing strength training exercises using the contraction of pelvic floor muscles […]

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Best Sex Positions for Getting an Orgasm

  Let it be known that you do NOT have to contort yourself into positions that can cause harm to you or your partner […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Body Slide

Not to be confused with a slip and slide.

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Strap-On Sex: The Correct Way To Do It

  Strap-on sex with women or with men should certainly be done correctly and safely because there’s no owner’s manual for it, but you […]

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Sexual Compatibility Versus Working Relationships

  Remember the magazine quizzes you took in your younger years? Or the more recently created ones on the internet? There are quizzes in […]

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The Joys of Pegging

  What is Pegging? Defined by Wikipedia as, “a sexual practice in which a woman performs anal sex on a man by penetrating the […]

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Understanding the Desire to Submit

Now, I will not lie to you and say that I understand it completely, because I truly do not, but for the purposes of […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Blumpkin

Apparently this is a thing but we can’t verify anyone who’s been on the giving or receiving end.

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What Exactly is a Cuddle Party?

You’re asking yourself, ‘What exactly is a Cuddle party?’ aren’t you? No worries I was wondering myself because I’d never heard of them. So […]

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Fetish Wrestling, Really!

Before anyone says ‘what?’, yes, it’s a real thing, and a serious one as well. Fetish Wrestling provides a worthwhile sexual thrill to some […]

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Embarrassing Sex Mishaps

In 2013 a show aired on the cable network TLC called, “Sex Sent Me To The ER”, documenting sex mistakes, accidents, mishaps, all during […]

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Is BDSM More Than Black Leather?

The BDSM lifestyle is much more than just black leather. Sure, the black leather is sexy and feels like a second skin, but it’s […]

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Is There a Difference Between Sex and Making Love

Making love is often displayed as that special time when two souls collide in a cosmic succession of toe-curling, lip-biting euphoria. The world seems […]

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How to Safely Have Outdoor Sex

Sex in general is never an absolute safety even with precautions taken and safe boundaries in place. Outdoor sex runs a few more risks […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Cat Bath

This is for all you cat lovers out there.

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Is Erotic Hypnosis Real?

Erotic hypnosis sounds like the kind of thing that only the therapist would enjoy. The widely held understanding of it is that the patient […]

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BESTSELLER: Stretch Lace and Denier Teddy

If you’re looking for something sexy and in lace, look no further than our Stretch Lace and Denier Teddy by Shirley of Hollywood. The teddy […]

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What’s the Real Difference Between Silicone and Silica Glass Toys?

You’ve found yourself browsing Me & Mrs. Jones’ catalogue of sex toys wondering which is for you. You see a variety of silicone, some […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Crime Scene Action

If this had you scratching your head, don’t worry, it probably has others asking “huh?” too.

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My First Toy: Vibrator

Name:  Diane   How old were you when you got your first vibrator: 27   Current age (if you don’t mind saying): 41   […]

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Bestseller: Bad Romance Translucent Collection

Feel like channeling your inner Lady GaGa and having your own “bad romance”, then check out our best selling Bad Romance Translucent Collection.   […]

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My First Toy: Vibrator

Name: Holly   How old were you when you got your first vibrator: 22   Current age (if you don’t mind saying): 27   […]

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Toys 101: Sex Toys for Gay Men

At Me & Mrs. Jones, we cater to everyone’s sexual needs and desires. We not only cater to the straight community, we cater to […]

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BESTSELLER: Ouch! Ball Gag with Nipple Clamps

If you have ever wondered what it would like to take your sex life up a notch with a ball gag and/or nipple clamps, […]

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Review: Vibratone Duo-Balls

This was it. I’ve read about Kegel exercises and strengthening your vagina. I’ve read about vaginal weightlifting brought to the lime light by Kim […]

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Introduction to Electro-Sex

If you’re curious about what electro-sex is, it does mean exactly what you think it means: a sexual practice that involves applying electric stimulation […]

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TOYS 101: What You Need to Know About Phthalates

The Internet has provided us with so many wonderful things: stronger social networks, faster bank transactions, Grumpy The Cat… but it has also provided […]

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BESTSELLER: Charmeuse and Lace Chemise

We think there’s nothing sexier than scalloped lace and charmeuse. Shirley of Hollywood gives us another best seller from their sexy and feminine collection. […]

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BESTSELLER: Satisyfer Pro 2

Want multiple and incredibly intense orgasms within minutes, then say hello to the Satisfyer Pro 2 with its oval innovative vacuum technology and touch-free […]

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