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A Woman’s Guide to Vibrators

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  Vibrators are an exciting addition to any lady’s sex toy collection. Finding the right one can take a lot of time. As with most things concerning sex, it is down to preference and what the woman in question feels comfortable with. The great thing is that nowadays there is so much choice in this […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Italian

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If you can’t decide if you like Russians or Italians better, may be this will help.

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Cock Rings of All Kinds

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  The cock ring is something of a mystery to a lot of people. Many women don’t quite understand it and quite a lot of men take offense to the fact that they might need one. First of all, it is important to point out that using a cock ring is not a sign that […]

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The Spanking Fetish

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Spanking is an intense fetish and one that is barely understood. However, it has a very big following in countries all across the world. While it can be part of the BDSM scene, this isn’t necessarily always the case. Someone who is into spanking may also enjoy different aspects of it: some enjoy being spanked, […]

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How to Find BDSM Meet Ups

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BDSM is one of those things that attracts a very specific type of person. It is also the kind of thing that you probably wouldn’t mention within the first few hours of meeting someone. Even mentioning it in the context of dating can be seen as a faux pas by some, although there are varying […]

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Japanese Rope Bondage

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Japanese rope bondage is a style of bondage and BDSM that originates in Japan. The actual term for it, which is popular in the west, is shibari. The word itself simply means “beautifully tie” and may or may not refer to BDSM itself: instead, it focuses on the beauty of tying ropes. Naturally, the entire […]

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Tips for Marathon Sex

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Marathon sex is something that not everyone has the stamina to partake in. For those who actually do, though, it can not only be a great way of getting physical exercise but can also help you and your partner get closer together. And on the flip side, there’s also the fact that the two of […]

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Dildo Masturbation for Men

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The dildo is a sex toy that most people will naturally think of as being primarily for women. This is logical: dildos are normally penis-shaped and are used to be inserted into orifices. But what many people seem to forget is that men also tend to have orifices: namely, the anus. (Straight) men tend to […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Russian

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In the words of Pitbull, “going international” this month

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What Types of BDSM Are There?

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BDSM excites the imaginations of many people, but you may not really have an idea about what it actually means. Or even what sort of types are out there. The truth is that there are a lot of different types and variations. And of course, these can be integrated into regular sex play as well. […]

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The Best Kinky Presents You Can Give to Your Partner

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    You and your partner have been together for quite some while. You spend the best moments of your life with this person. However, when it comes to having sex, it is just sex, in other words, to the point. The fun you get is by going on a bicycle ride or to an […]

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Erotic Asphyxiation

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Erotic asphyxiation is one of those sexual practices that have caught the imagination of many people. A daring few people also try it – and regularly! The actual thrill of this practice comes from cutting off the air supply to a certain point which is supposed to cause a certain level of sexual arousal. There […]

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The Best Kinky Presents You Can Give to Your Partner

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    You and your partner have been together for quite some while. You spend the best moments of your life with this person. However, when it comes to having sex, it is just sex, in other words, to the point. The fun you get is by going on a bicycle ride or to an […]

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Dealing with Sexual Incompatibleness

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  The relationship is going absolutely fantastic. You’ve never believed in predestination, but now it sure does look like you were meant for each other. The big night is upon you. You shave, sprinkle some cologne on you, get a bottle of wine and a Presley CD.   If she doesn’t like Elvis, you’ve got […]

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Foreplay: How Long Should It Last?

Foreplay is not usually a thing that people discuss. It is either a wild ride or nothing at all. But in reality, foreplay is an important part of your sexual life and should not be ignored.   It is the time that our readers learn about the importance of foreplay and how much it should […]

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Roleplaying and its Effectiveness in the Bedroom

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If you’ve watched Friends, you remember the episode with Ross’ fantasy. Having sex with Princess Leia from Star Wars. Yes, what could’ve been a Mexican pepper-hot situation went south. But anyway, this stands to show that everybody has a fantasy.   The “schoolgirl” is the most common one. And the most disturbing, for that matter, […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Puffies

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Well…we’re at a loss for any witty banter.

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Best Sex Positions for Quickies

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The quickie is something of a legend among the erotically-inclined: for many, it’s considered a great way of getting a fast one out. Of course, it does come with a challenge: what’s the best position? In these situations, depending on where you are, the traditional missionary is probably not what you’re looking for. The whole […]

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Discovering Dirty Talk

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Dirty talk is probably one of the most common types of sexual behaviours that is used to enhance the mood when getting down to the deed: in fact, it can sometimes be seen as a fetish in and of itself. This is evidenced by the various “phone sex” operators you see both online and being […]

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Tickling Fetish: No Laughing Matter

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There are some fetishes that few people talk about because on the surface, they can seem rather silly. It is, however, good to remember that no fetish or sexual desire can be considered “silly” or ridiculous: as long as what is done is consensual between the parties involved; it can end up being something quite […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Toolbox

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Maybe this is why men are so fond of their tools

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Pegging & Men

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The concept of “pegging” involves a woman using a strap on to penetrate a man anally. The concept of anal sex was, at one point, considered only to be the domain of women and gay men: straight men were only there to penetrate. However, everyone has an anus and therefore anyone can be penetrated if […]

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A Few Tips for Nipple Play

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There are a lot of erogenous zones on the body, but few are more neglected than the nipples. Females, in general, are much more aware of nipple play than men. In fact, a lot of men tend to shy away from touching their nipples at all because they see it as a more feminine act. […]

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Mutual Masturbation

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A lot of people think of masturbation as a solo activity. While this is very much an activity for solitary people or those who just want to enjoy a bit of private time, it can also be a very intimate thing to do with your partner. Almost all of the techniques that you use on […]

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Using Sex Toys with Your Partner

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Sex with a partner that you love is a wonderful and exciting intimate experience and is a great way of physically expressing your love for one another… as well as intense sexual desire. However, sometimes you may find that things end up getting a little bit routine. And you may want to spice things up […]

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Sex Toys for Men

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When you think of sex toys, your mind probably immediately goes to women. After all, women have been benefiting from the pleasures that various sex toys such as dildos and vibrators can bring, especially in the last couple of decades. This is, of course, understandable as, for a large part of history, women’s sexuality was […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Snowball

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You may never look at snow the same.

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Art of Seduction: Oral Sex

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At the pub one night, I was eavesdropping on a conversation between a group of burly, blokey guys discussing their dislike for blow-jobs. Well, not really dislike, but more of an apprehension. Their wives and girlfriends were good at, they said, but they only enjoyed it for a short period of time. The blokes, however, […]

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Art of Seduction: Lingerie

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Lingerie is and always will be a secret and sexy prop of allurement. Uncovering a partner’s body to find them wrapped in soft, scant lace and silk is an exceptional thrill for anybody. Additionally, it is also extremely empowering, and the right fit makes any person feel confident and beautiful.   A hetero couple I […]

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Art of Seduction: Masturbation

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It’s an awesome thing, masturbation. It’s one of those hobbies nobody grows tired of. Whether it’s solo or mutual, there are endless forms of expression and techniques to explore with yourself and/or partners, depending on one’s imagination. Additionally, it’s great for stress/anxiety relief, boredom, and seduction. Solo or mutual, the advantages and playfulness of masturbation […]

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Art of Seduction: Sexting/Writing Dirty

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It can be an exhilarating experience being able to sext/write dirty between partners. Part of its allure is that it’s a silent, secretive surprise that can come out of nowhere: when you’re at the office, a meeting, out with friends, sitting in church, or talking with your grandmother. Additionally, it adds a little class to […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Old Dirt Road

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This one was a new terminology for us.

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Fetish Talk – Age Play

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Age Play is an aspect of Role Playing; it is when an adult can get sexual or non-sexual pleasure from pretending to be either younger or older. Often with Age Play, one person will assume the role of a younger person or teenager, and the other will be the adult in the relationship. It is […]

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Fetish Talk – Klismaphilia

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Klismaphilia, another fetish you don’t hear about too often. The short version is those who get sexual arousal from giving or receiving enemas. Yep, I said it, Enemas. A person that has this fetish is called a Klismaphile or Klismaphiliac, in case you were wondering. Just like most paraphilias, statistics show that men are more […]

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Fetish Talk – Fire Cupping

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Not a lot is mentioned about this particular fetish, so I decided to do some research and share valuable information on it. Fire Cupping or Cupping Therapy started off as an alternative medicine source in China. It is believed that the suction on the skin can enhance healing by mobilizing one’s blood flow. This type […]

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Fetish Talk – Candle Wax Play

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So you’re thinking on taking a walk on the wild side of playing with candle wax are you? Well, being informed of what to do and what not to do is the best way to begin your latest adventure. Let’s see the technical definition first: “…a form of temperature play practiced in BDSM context. The […]

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Keeping Your Sex Toys Clean–How to’s

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Sex toys, even those that are not often used, should be cleaned properly when stored. Why? Well isn’t it obvious? To avoid infections, bacteria, and all of those other icky things that we humans can live without. I honestly made the mistake of washing an old double ended dildo with soap and water, and apparently […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Pearl Necklace

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Sometimes jewellery doesn’t have to be expensive.

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6 of the Worst Foods for Your Sex Drive

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After writing about foods that are good for your sex drive, I figured it was only fair to tell you about the ones that are the worst, right? Some foods do not help your sex drive’ in fact, some actually kill it…not good. So to keep you informed, here’s my list of the worst foods […]

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10 Foods That Boost Your Sex Drive

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Did you know there are foods out there to boost your libido? I’m not talking about oysters, but other normal foods that you’ll be surprised about. For those of you that don’t know, oysters are known as an aphrodisiac, how true that is I don’t know because I don’t eat them.   Therefore, for all […]

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BDSM 101

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I’ve been wanting to write this one for a while now for you all, but could never find an appropriate time because I do a lot of my articles while I’m at work, and this one didn’t fit the agenda on my office computer. Now here we go, BDSM 101, for those of you interested […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Hindu Massage

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Who knew the sensuous art of massage was more than using the outer body?

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How to Shave Your Genitals, Safely!

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Back in the day, hairy bushes were all the rage. Most ladies had a full ‘head of hair’ down there. Shaving was not something that the women considered because hair down there was a sign of sexual desire, adulthood. So rather than do extensive research on when shaved genitals first appeared, I decided to give […]

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Understanding the Desire to Dominate

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In our normal, everyday lives, we pretty much control what we do, for example: We control how we dress, how we act, how we work, what we eat, and so forth. To us this is just a daily routine that we don’t pick apart to theorize and is usually done subconsciously, but to others, every […]

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5 Vintage Sex Toys to Make You Wonder…

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  When I say to make you wonder, I truly mean to make you wonder, ‘what the hell were they thinking?’ Especially, if you’re the curious sort and want to see what they looked like, so you end up researching to see photos. Trust me, the pictures will say a thousand words! And not all […]

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The Benefits of Vaginal Weightlifting

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  The actual definition of Vaginal Weightlifting per Wikipedia.org is: “is the term encompassing strength training exercises using the contraction of pelvic floor muscles to lift an object inserted in the vagina.”  Kegel exercises this is not, I can assure you. Though, it is the same basis as such except the lifting of objects with […]

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Best Sex Positions for Getting an Orgasm

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  Let it be known that you do NOT have to contort yourself into positions that can cause harm to you or your partner to achieve a mind-blowing orgasm. We are humans, not pretzels, and though some of us are flexible, that doesn’t apply to everyone. Also take into consideration your size – be it […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Body Slide

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Not to be confused with a slip and slide.

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Strap-On Sex: The Correct Way To Do It

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  Strap-on sex with women or with men should certainly be done correctly and safely because there’s no owner’s manual for it, but you can find instructions and tips online that will help the experience be pleasurable not painful. We will explore the right ways and the wrong ways to have strap-on sex with your […]

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Sexual Compatibility Versus Working Relationships

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  Remember the magazine quizzes you took in your younger years? Or the more recently created ones on the internet? There are quizzes in a lot of magazines and online sites that women read all based around sexual compatibility, or if your chosen spouse/partner and you are compatible, and even the ones where your astrological […]

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The Joys of Pegging

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  What is Pegging? Defined by Wikipedia as, “a sexual practice in which a woman performs anal sex on a man by penetrating the man’s anus with a strap-on dildo. This practice may also involve stimulating the male genitalia.” In other words, unlike the man being in control of the sex act, it’s the woman’s […]

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Understanding the Desire to Submit

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Now, I will not lie to you and say that I understand it completely, because I truly do not, but for the purposes of entertaining you, I’ve put together this little piece for you to try and understand it better. Actually, if truth be told, I am giving you facts and such from the research […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Blumpkin

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Apparently this is a thing but we can’t verify anyone who’s been on the giving or receiving end.

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What Exactly is a Cuddle Party?

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You’re asking yourself, ‘What exactly is a Cuddle party?’ aren’t you? No worries I was wondering myself because I’d never heard of them. So of course as my curiosity piqued, I did my research, and got as much information on them as I could for you all.   A Cuddle party is described by some […]

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Fetish Wrestling, Really!

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Before anyone says ‘what?’, yes, it’s a real thing, and a serious one as well. Fetish Wrestling provides a worthwhile sexual thrill to some whether you’re sitting on the sidelines watching or even in the ring participating. Naturally you’ll find more men with this fetish than women, but trust me when I say the women […]

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Embarrassing Sex Mishaps

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In 2013 a show aired on the cable network TLC called, “Sex Sent Me To The ER”, documenting sex mistakes, accidents, mishaps, all during sexual encounters. The show ended in 2014, but reruns of it can still be seen today on demand, or on Hulu, even Youtube videos still exist. To say that some of […]

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Is BDSM More Than Black Leather?

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The BDSM lifestyle is much more than just black leather. Sure, the black leather is sexy and feels like a second skin, but it’s just one of the perks of being in the lifestyle. Not everyone wears black leather, but it is definitely identified as a huge part of the lifestyle. Let’s face it, when […]

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Is There a Difference Between Sex and Making Love

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Making love is often displayed as that special time when two souls collide in a cosmic succession of toe-curling, lip-biting euphoria. The world seems to sit still and silently rejoice while the two lovers unite. It’s quite beautiful to imagine, isn’t it? It is not often we feel that unwavering safety in a state of […]

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How to Safely Have Outdoor Sex

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Sex in general is never an absolute safety even with precautions taken and safe boundaries in place. Outdoor sex runs a few more risks of course. With dogging you don’t really know who’re going to end up with as a sexual partner- much like other “types” of cruising.   Dark lighting and lots of distraction […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Cat Bath

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This is for all you cat lovers out there.

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Is Erotic Hypnosis Real?

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Erotic hypnosis sounds like the kind of thing that only the therapist would enjoy. The widely held understanding of it is that the patient has no memory of what happens while under hypnosis. But not only is it criminal and a huge invasion of someone’s consent, it’s also far from the truth. Hypnosis actually puts […]

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BESTSELLER: Stretch Lace and Denier Teddy

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If you’re looking for something sexy and in lace, look no further than our Stretch Lace and Denier Teddy by Shirley of Hollywood. The teddy features sheer peek-a-boo cups, adjustable shoulder straps, hook and eye back, and strappy back panty. The teddy comes in Red/Black, Magenta/Black, Peach/Black, White/Light Blue and in sizes Small to X-Large.   Know […]

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What’s the Real Difference Between Silicone and Silica Glass Toys?

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You’ve found yourself browsing Me & Mrs. Jones’ catalogue of sex toys wondering which is for you. You see a variety of silicone, some fitted with moving parts and others merely replicating the most enjoyable parts of the human body. They are enticing and exotic. But wait! You’ve now found yourself looking at silica glass […]

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Unusual Sex Term of the Month: Crime Scene Action

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If this had you scratching your head, don’t worry, it probably has others asking “huh?” too.

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My First Toy: Vibrator

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Name:  Diane   How old were you when you got your first vibrator: 27   Current age (if you don’t mind saying): 41   Where did you buy it: In an adult toy store   How was the experience of shopping for vibrator: Intimidating, embarrassing, & uncomfortable   What was your first vibrator: A pocket […]

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Bestseller: Bad Romance Translucent Collection

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Feel like channeling your inner Lady GaGa and having your own “bad romance”, then check out our best selling Bad Romance Translucent Collection.     If you have ever wanted to try a neck, leg, wrist restraint, the Translucent Neck-Wrist-Leg Restraint by Bad Romance is comfortable, incredibly secure and is made of high quality materials. […]

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My First Toy: Vibrator

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Name: Holly   How old were you when you got your first vibrator: 22   Current age (if you don’t mind saying): 27   Where did you buy it: Received it as a gift   How was the experience of shopping for vibrator: I didn’t buy my first one but the actual first time I […]

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Toys 101: Sex Toys for Gay Men

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At Me & Mrs. Jones, we cater to everyone’s sexual needs and desires. We not only cater to the straight community, we cater to the LGBT community as well. No matter your sexual preference, we think pleasure should come to you.   We are proud to carry a collection of toys designed for gay men. […]

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BESTSELLER: Ouch! Ball Gag with Nipple Clamps

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If you have ever wondered what it would like to take your sex life up a notch with a ball gag and/or nipple clamps, say hello to our handy little friend!!

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Review: Vibratone Duo-Balls

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This was it. I’ve read about Kegel exercises and strengthening your vagina. I’ve read about vaginal weightlifting brought to the lime light by Kim Anami and the benefits like increased female sexual energy and intense orgasms. So when I bought my first kegel balls on a Friday night, I was so excited and suffice it […]

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Introduction to Electro-Sex

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If you’re curious about what electro-sex is, it does mean exactly what you think it means: a sexual practice that involves applying electric stimulation to your body and yes we mean “those body” parts. You know the sensitive areas like the genitals, breasts, and everything else in the erogenous zones.   Erotic electrostimulation, abbreviated e-stim, […]

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TOYS 101: What You Need to Know About Phthalates

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The Internet has provided us with so many wonderful things: stronger social networks, faster bank transactions, Grumpy The Cat… but it has also provided an accountability-free environment for shonky sex toy retailers.   This free-for-all environment is the setting for the story of phthalates – a complex class of chemicals you need to know well […]

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BESTSELLER: Charmeuse and Lace Chemise

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We think there’s nothing sexier than scalloped lace and charmeuse. Shirley of Hollywood gives us another best seller from their sexy and feminine collection.   The charmeuse and dyed-to-match lace chemise is beautiful and elegant and will make anyone woman feel confident, sexy, and seductive. It comes with adjustable straps and has a sexy lace […]

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BESTSELLER: Satisyfer Pro 2

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Want multiple and incredibly intense orgasms within minutes, then say hello to the Satisfyer Pro 2 with its oval innovative vacuum technology and touch-free massage, it provides an extra dose of pleasure. The new Satisfyer Pro 2 is waterproof, providing even more fun, especially underwater. Press the small button at the bottom for 2 seconds to turn […]

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